Robert's kids were standing next to him at the alter.

Aww. Thanks, Erin.


-L

Student: What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?
Michael: I say, "You will miss our service and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back".
Student: Has anyone ever come back?
Michael: We don't want them back because they're stupid.
*****
Michael Scott is the ultimate "Ladies Man" in The Office.